Brutal feedback. Brighter builds.
Think your website is good? Prove it.
Put your site in the hot seat. Get candid feedback, own the rough edges, and challenge your friends to do better.
A demo entry point. No URL is sent to a scanner.
Sample roast
The heat check
Design
Plenty to like. A few rough edges.
72/100
Performance
Room to pick up the pace.
48/100
Accessibility
A strong start for everyone.
91/100
Illustrative scores only — not results from a live website scan. Real scores require a secure analysis backend or browser-accessible service, which is not connected here.
Share it. Challenge a friend.
SiteSizzle sample roast: Design 72, Performance 48, Accessibility 91. Illustrative scores only — no live scan. Can your site take the heat? #SiteSizzle
No made-up scan results
Sample scores clearly labeled
Roast the website, not the maker
The roast loop
Less ego. Better websites.
For independent builders, designers, and founders who want more than “looks great.” Here's the experience we're building toward.
See the sample scorecardPut a URL in the hot seat
The concept starts with a simple website address and a straight answer about what is, and is not, being checked.
Face the scorecard
Design, performance, and accessibility belong in the same conversation. Real scores need an analysis service connected first.
Share the heat
Turn the roast into a friendly challenge: share the scorecard, invite someone to beat it, then make the next build better.
Plans & access
Know what you're signing up for.
Explore the sample without an account. Live scanning is not deployed, and sample scores are not paid analysis.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Leave your ego at the door
Can your website take the heat?
Start with the sample scorecard. See the idea, understand the limits, and imagine what you'd fix first.